In the past six months I’ve had four flat tires—the most recent one just last night. I’m closing in on 65 years on this planet, and I’ve been driving since my 16th birthday. Up until this year I’d had a total of one flat tire. One. Being the excellent amateur detective I am, I looked […]Have a Nice Flat — Praying for Eyebrowz
I’ve always been a worrier—the kind of person who worries if she doesn’t have anything to worry about. And now that my life has been turned upside down, I realize how useless my worries have been. My daughter, who might be the strongest person I know, tells me she’s taking life one day at a […]One Day at a Time — Praying for Eyebrowz
Who can say they’ve never been Desperate, wanton, in need of Something they cannot explain? I admire that person, the one who Turns a blind eye, a deaf ear to Temptation, to greed and lust and All the baser human instincts. Keep up the exemplary work.Wanton — Praying for Eyebrowz
I want a small camper van. It’s become my obsession. If I had one I’d drive it to Illinois where I could stay close to my daughter and her family without being in their way. I’d park it at the hospital where it could be a home away from home for me or whoever else […]Sell More Books — Praying for Eyebrowz
and on days, when you’re sleepless, my lovei’ll be there, to caress you to sleep and on days, when you’re not feeling as beautiful, i’ll be there to tell you, as to how really beautiful, you look tonight and on days, when you’re feeling anxious, i’ll be there, to hold you tighter than any comforter […]and on days — . . .
if i ever write a book, my lovei’d not wish for it to be a best sellerbut oh would just hope,for it to make you smileif i ever — . . .
Studly Doright is no fashion maven. Don’t get me wrong, I think he always looks good, he’s just never going to make the cover of GQ. He is resourceful, though, when it comes to keeping his pants in place. Just look what I discovered when doing his laundry: That’s a zip tie. Studly has lost […]Cover Man — Praying for Eyebrowz
and on days, when you’re sleepless, my loveremember the way, i caressed you and on days, when you’re not feeling as beautiful, my loveremember all those times, when i couldn’t help but tell you, as to how beautiful were you looking and on days, when you’re lost, my loveremember to have faith on the footprints […]you’re loved — . . .
Found on a bathroom wall at a local car dealership: I think that about covers it. Peace, people!Bathroom Humor — Praying for Eyebrowz
Studly Doright, the love of my life, was out of town on business most of this week. Our cat, Gracie and I miss him when he’s gone. He called me on his way home from Maitland, Florida, yesterday afternoon, so I had an idea of when he’d arrive. Still, I could have used a little […]Better than a Poke in the Eye — Praying for Eyebrowz