What did the monkey say when its tail was cut off in the lawn mower?

It won’t be long now.

What have a baseball game and a cake in common?

Success depends so much on the batter.

What is the longest word on radio?

A commercial—a word from the sponsor.

Identify this:

You throw away the outside, cook the inside, eat the outside and throw away the inside?

An ear of corn.

What is the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can’t tune a fish.

Keep happy.