What did the monkey say when its tail was cut off in the lawn mower?
It won’t be long now.
What have a baseball game and a cake in common?
Success depends so much on the batter.
What is the longest word on radio?
A commercial—a word from the sponsor.
You throw away the outside, cook the inside, eat the outside and throw away the inside?
An ear of corn.
What is the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can’t tune a fish.