Now here’s a story that I’m sure will split you’re sides.
You see I have one of these things to help me get in and out of bed

Only thing is if you happen to push your bum or your body against it you push it away from the bed.
That’s what happened on early morning Saturday when I suddenly woke up to me struggling to stay in bed

It was a fight I lost and ended up kneeling on floor facing bed, because the support was pushed away while sleeping. Fortunately I just laugh these things off.