Noise Complaint Filed
Washington City Park
Loud sounds coming from the field behind Jungle Jim. Second report in 2 weeks. Suspicious activity noted.
Full name: Grey Poupon
Date of birth: 8/12/1988
Disturbing the peace
Does not take responsibility for Britney Spears music. Says screaming was due to unruly guests and denies wrong-doing. When asked name, he gave Grey Poupon. He is yellow and in a packet.
Full name: The Can Opener
Date of birth: 2/17/1999
Attempt to flee the scene
Appeared very angry and in an agitated state. Was still at said “picnic”. Did not show any remorse for hitting baby one more time. Battery appeared fine, but bruised.
Full name: Battery
Date of birth: 4/25/2000
A boombox was destroyed between 12pm and 12:39pm. Apparently direct…
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